kelly smith

Such a common name Kelly Smith could be anyone

Friend: Who is that??

Me: i don't know. Kelly Smith ??

by ksmith228 November 23, 2021

Jimmy Smith

what you get called if you are a transvestite

"im a transvestite"
"you are a Jimmy Smith"

by analsexwithlambs May 26, 2023

Luke T Smith

The Biggest and Toughest MF youll ever meet

“bro, luke t smith is scary asf😱😱”

“ikr, hes so huge and big”

by pookiebear frfr May 31, 2023

alvin smith

Banana eating nigger monkey

"Do you know Alvin Smith, the black monkey who runs around grocery stores eating banana's? Yeah he's a FUCKING nigger."

by DimmyJonaldsson June 20, 2023

Liam Smith

Hardest cunt going runs the ne8 area ya better watch out for the speccy cunt always sniffing glue round bensham bank gives out bensham blowie to anybody that asks aslong as you have an 0.5 on ya

A: here fancy gannin round bensham

B: Fuck that ran by Liam Smith al get chopped

A: stop being a puff hes a fat dossa man wont do shite
B: ye daft he chopped me pal up last week ya fucking sausage

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024