"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
by DeezieKM December 25, 2022

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.
by Mvitalich June 4, 2021

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
"you're asleep in london"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
