fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 06, 2011

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Ho Tree (Diagram)

A Ho Tree is a diagram showing who you have been hoing around with and how you met them.

I made myself a Ho Tree (Diagram) showing how I dated Brad and then all his friends!

by Aria Hogurl February 27, 2020

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cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

by Ryan Dollard November 25, 2006

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christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.

Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

by Ben Munley February 08, 2009

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