Ho Tree (Diagram)

A Ho Tree is a diagram showing who you have been hoing around with and how you met them.

I made myself a Ho Tree (Diagram) showing how I dated Brad and then all his friends!

by Aria Hogurl February 27, 2020

cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006

christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.

Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

by Ben Munley February 8, 2009

butt nose Christmas tree

A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴

Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!

by AriaSa December 14, 2022

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

by James Malcom June 11, 2008

Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.

Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.

by Gmac83 February 28, 2017