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deezs nuts
by deezs nuts February 22, 2017
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Tator nuts

Testicles the size of potato tator tots.
You are... tator nuts tator nuts!!HAHA!! :P
by Bunny the Lifeguard April 12, 2007
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Nut Grunt

The sound a man makes after ejaculating in a woman's vagina.
I was trying to be quiet, but I couldn't hold back the nut grunt.
by Jason314 September 23, 2005
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The Nut Duster

When fucking a giraffe in the ass, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scrotum for pleasure.
Small child:Mommy what's that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
Mom:Oh don't look honey, it's just the nut duster, you'll understand when you're older.
by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011
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jack nut

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009
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nut catchers

One with extremely large testicals needing mid leg support, or as the french say (un testy hamok) , also know as egg savors, wrinkle spreaders, mixed choda support and wind protectors
Dude look at the 80's guy, those knee pads mut be the most coforatable NUT CATCHERS, lets get outta here and find some nates
by anabatic1976 July 24, 2008
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clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.
Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.
by MisterE July 16, 2008
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