Taco tuck

Is when a woman has a lose vaginal area and needs that shit surgically tucked back into place

When i fucked Alisha last night i didnt feel a dam thing bitch needs a taco tuck

by Hanky69 December 16, 2018

Minty taco

When you wake up in the morning and covers a woman's vagina in toothpaste and then proceed to give her oral. This effectively brushing your teeth and making her taco minty

My girl wanted to get frisky before work in the morning so I gave her the minty taco to help me get ready.

by Exzachly69 May 21, 2017

taco mamma

a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually Angelica,Maria,or Juanita
be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act

"hey sweet thing",said taco mamma
"whats up",said white male
"nothing im just single",said taco mamma
"sorry i dont date taco mammas",white male
"bye",said taco mamma

by chicken_wangs_are_nasty February 5, 2017

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat, this is a word that the YouTuber Simply Nailogical made up.

After your done with your nails you put on a nice glossy taco.

by E~breezytt5 August 14, 2017

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 24, 2014