July 9th, 2024

The incident, the day it was lost.

Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.

by ThatOneBlasianKid July 9, 2024

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

Julie

An ascended sentencer used in universal punishments to mirror one’s bad deeds and reflect their own punishments over a zoom sit time crunch which reverses the sinister act to correct, in real-time, the misdeed which results in a monetary community fund to be used for bettering society that operates anonymously from the dark web.

I got Julie murdered and woke up at work getting slammed but thankfully solar roadways have been implemented on my streets to give me a safer easier clean energy lit drive home that offers wireless charging for my Tesla an free Wi-Fi.

by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

July 29th

July 29th was the day Cali Bowman was born and she is like the best person over

Oh today's July 29th! Cali Bowman's birthday! What a great amazing day.

by amaya101 July 27, 2021

July 25th

Be yourself day do anything and no one needs to say “you can't do this you can't do that”

Joe: I'm gay
Mother: You're not allowed
Joe: It's July 25th so I can

by Maldiger1 June 22, 2022

July 18

July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!

Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18

by Kingsav444 July 18, 2022

July

July verb /juh·lai/ (informal)

1. To pretend you're relaxed and have your life together while internally melting.

2. To act chill on the outside while slowly burning out.

1. “She posted a beach pic with iced coffee and zero emails replied to — classic Julying.”

2. “Don’t worry, I’m fine,” he said, Julying through a third cup of coffee and mild existential dread.

3. "To be honest I'm just julying my way through this whole life thing and I have no idea what's going on."

4. "I'm actually going through the most, but I July a lot that's why you can't tell by looking at me."

by DuragAuntieOnTikTok June 2, 2025