Jordan

Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.

To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.

Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!

You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

by my name is jordan June 17, 2022

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Jordane

A gay black man with a small cock and gets no bitches.

#fuck you jordane

by Justin is soooo cooooolllll lo January 22, 2022

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Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘

Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan

by Natedogpack September 16, 2021

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