Jesus phac

Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling

Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"

by Call Urself August 19, 2022

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mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

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Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

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Space Jesus

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

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One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!

-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia

- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.

by St.JimmyArmstrong December 27, 2021

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