spicy jesus

when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing

Michael got a spicy jesus again after using the boo to steal Kevin's last few coins

by 1zaheer1 April 19, 2018

jesus harambe

its hrambe in jesus form

HOLY JESUS HARAMBE

by HARAMBE_IS_ALIVE September 18, 2016

Jesus asscrack

When the clouds part and it rains

Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up

by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.

Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

Person 2: "

by Tod1232 June 27, 2015

Jesus Fatigue

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019