Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
by Jenne June 11, 2022
Get the National FaceTime your crush daymug. Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.
Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!
by MNL897 November 6, 2024
Get the crush depthmug. One who loves crushing on people but if they had the chance to be with them they would say no, because they like the idea of romance but they don't want it to happen in reality because they know it ends in rejection and heartbreaks romatic crush
A: Isn't Timothee Chalamet so HOT????
B: Yes I LOve hIm sO muCh
A: What would your reaction be if he asked you to marry him? I would faint and take the ring HAHAH
B: I wouldn't marry him, I'm an aromatic crush
A: What's that
B: I am attracted to him, but only one night stands for me! I love the idea though.
A: inTerEsting!
aromantic crush
B: Yes I LOve hIm sO muCh
A: What would your reaction be if he asked you to marry him? I would faint and take the ring HAHAH
B: I wouldn't marry him, I'm an aromatic crush
A: What's that
B: I am attracted to him, but only one night stands for me! I love the idea though.
A: inTerEsting!
aromantic crush
by timotheechalamet1234567 November 23, 2021
Get the aromantic crushmug. When you are crushing on literally any fictional person, whether from tv shows, books, cartoons, movies, etc. Often resulting in an obsession over fanfics and fanarts. Good thing is that you'll have a high standards in real life (which is also bad...since it's most likely irreversible)
by sunriseunderground January 28, 2024
Get the fictional crushmug. 
the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.
"oh you know sally"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017
Get the crushmug. When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
Get the crush courtmug.