clam dabbing

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.

Player 1: "ah shit, this bitch is clam dabbing me!"

by Silky Slim November 23, 2013

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"

Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022

by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022

alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on

I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

clam dabbling

A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".

Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.

by Talim Gregor March 29, 2009