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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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Brandon Billiot

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
Damn Brandon Billiot done Fucked my bitch

Not again Brandon Billiot
by Brandon Billiot January 4, 2025
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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024
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Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
by Tylerrockysigma February 25, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon vented bro
by zaddybro August 14, 2021
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Brandon Foote

Brandon is a very big foot
by ianboomer October 18, 2019
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