Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.

You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

by Smotiram May 29, 2019

Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012

B&B Shower

The act of taking a quick shower for the sole purpose of only washing your butt and balls.

John: You don't have time to shower we have to get to the party.

Bill: Don't worry, I'm just going to take a B&B Shower.

by Dylan Pij April 5, 2017

if she shower naked

She's a hoe

Ex1 class if she shower naked she must be a?
Class:She's a hoe

by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016

Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021