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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021
mugGet the Cracker Manmug.

cracker

cracker is a term used to call white people derogatory
This cracker should jump off a bridge.
by narusha May 16, 2021
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cracker

the ‘racist’ (not really) term for a dull white person.
guy: ‘broo you’re all crackers

white girl: ‘that’s racist towards me.’
guy: ‘it’s facts chic’
by haoblcldye March 13, 2022
mugGet the crackermug.

Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
mugGet the Cracker Thursdaymug.

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
mugGet the Shutting crackermug.

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