September 11

National grab a girls titties day

Jonquavious: Yo can i grab your titties
Girl: No!
Jonquavious: But its September 11
Girl: Oh okay😘

by September 11 September 11, 2022

11:11

If you always look at the clock at 11:11 you are either connected to the spirit world or you are on meth. Or both.

Why do I always see 11:11?

by anonymous May 22, 2022

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

December 11

the day the most beautiful girl was born

john did you meet Alyssa?

that preety girl
her birthday is December 11
oh that explains it

by thepersonwhoknowsitall25 November 10, 2020

November 11

The best looking people are born then but they know how to hurt you feelings you tell them you live then and all and they toss it in the trash. You know they don’t feel the same like they used to it’s because they got other hoes now they are really protective of you though and it’s really weird but you will love them for ever and be left me and I can’t do this anymore

Me: I love u

Then: mhm
Me: people that are born on November 11

by Iloved_him January 1, 2023

September 11

The day that Chilean president Salvador Allende was overthrown in a CIA-backed coup by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973.

You thought September 11 was just the 2001 terrorist attack, didn't you?

by ColorwheelHex April 3, 2022