Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
by Noro Machine August 11, 2010
a dynamic movement designed to diversify the outdoor adventure and and luxury travel space.
This movement is designed to leave a positive impact within our local communities and spread more love and light around the world.
The Love and Light Movement (LLM) aims to heal, motivate, and inspire others through agape love.
The LLM Adventure Goddess curates exciting adventures, unique experiences, and luxury travel designed to bring more love and light in your life.
It is our mission to provide you with an experience and collaborate with the group conscious to create a safe space and opportunity for growth and healing. We endeavor to ignite a spark in your soul so you can carry on with life filled with vigor anew.
This movement is designed to leave a positive impact within our local communities and spread more love and light around the world.
The Love and Light Movement (LLM) aims to heal, motivate, and inspire others through agape love.
The LLM Adventure Goddess curates exciting adventures, unique experiences, and luxury travel designed to bring more love and light in your life.
It is our mission to provide you with an experience and collaborate with the group conscious to create a safe space and opportunity for growth and healing. We endeavor to ignite a spark in your soul so you can carry on with life filled with vigor anew.
by Love and Light Movement November 23, 2021
"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
by 4our2wenty November 13, 2018
Aftermarket tail lights that consist of many small LED (light emitting diodes) that cast a very bright and sometimes blinding light when the break petal is depressed. Often covered in a "smoked" plastic which, although coveted by Mexicans, actually reduces the effectiveness of the tail light.
by Craycroft March 01, 2012
by thevoideater March 05, 2010
To have a running start followed by ducking, thus performing a slide. Used in the early 2-D Super Mario Bros. games, particularly in SMB and SMB 3.
"My bros taught me that it's faster to use a Bud Light slide than having to break through a bunch of bricks, like in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros."
by Mike Ator May 04, 2008
This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.
Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.
Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.
Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light
Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
by Network Dawg February 13, 2008