Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 02, 2023

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 02, 2025

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 02, 2025

shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.

Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.

by eter123 July 16, 2015

shit draw

when the weed is shit

This is some shit draw

by oozingmf October 06, 2021

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 02, 2016