Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

shit that fucking bitchmouth

You fucking shit your fucking bitch that likes to fucking fuck gab. You then fucking fuckface your mouth and fuck gab.
You fucking swear your fucking bitchmouth off.

oh we don't like him so shit that fucking bitchmouth.

by epedety November 6, 2020

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet

supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru

by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024

Ya shit Ina Box

"Basketball term" used for your locked up / you can't go anywhere because the defense is too good.

Bruh your getting clamped "ya shit Ina box"

by ExlusiveBuckets July 12, 2017

Get shit bixin

Fuck around and get fucked up

Yo colin was talking mad shit to tim they bout to get shit bixin

by User737473 July 9, 2023