my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

My Rights

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

My B.F.A

My best friend's ass

Kim: * has a big butt*

Paris: I can't stop looking at My B.F.A

by ZJay412 November 2, 2020

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020

my magenta

someones magenta is the person someone grew to hate. say they hurt you over and over and now you resent them. this is “my magenta”. someone you loved but grew to hate or resent over time for any reason at all.

“my magenta is trent”
“i hope j never have to see my magenta again”

by kk421xoxo November 3, 2020

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020