3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...

Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit

by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019

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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal June 30, 2023

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Get the kinda gotta shitmug.

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

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Get the Shit across the bowsmug.

Shit-chan

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

by Waea March 8, 2023

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