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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Stinging your ride

A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver
Damn, Max, you stinging your ride again?
by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
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fight me with your face

When Devin threatens to fight you with his face.
by Valatree February 21, 2018
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Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"
by peterkin1010 June 3, 2017
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get your horn wet

Are you all ready to get your horn wet?
by Party pants January 20, 2024
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your mum

by enlwligliebgreirenogr January 2, 2022
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