I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

National ask your crush out

September 14

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

your mother

a milf

“everyone loves your mother”

by your mothers wife July 14, 2023

rubbing your wall

a slang term for jorking your peanits coined by Brainless_VT some femboy pigeon vtuber

Guy1: hey uh where the fuck is Guy3?
Guy2; he’s rubbing his wall
Guy3: GUYS I’M RUBBING MY WALL!
Guy1: WE GET IT YOU’RE RUBBING YOUR WALL!

by DahliaTheWeremoth October 24, 2025