rip my bao

Rip my bao is a funny way of saying rip my boy. The two has the same meaning

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Rip my bao

by Studge August 21, 2017

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

getting my chemical on

It's a phrase refreshing the usage of drugs,

It was created by MatPat & StephyPat the game stream YouTuberes from GTLive
It was first mentioned in there episode 1 of the "Life is Strange" gaming serie

1: dude, wanna join me? I'm gonna go getting my chemical on
2: you do drugs?
1: yeah dude
2: ( I don't see a future friendship here)

by Shining star-00 August 27, 2017

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

got my stuff

Medication

Got my stuff

by Jes12 September 1, 2017

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018