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Dumbass shit

When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out
The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!

LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!

A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel

Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place

LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking
by Mimijojo March 2, 2023
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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shit ton

a whole lot of it!
There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!
by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017
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shit

its something brown that comes out your ass! told ya...easy as 123! ;)
"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"

"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"

soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!
by shittyman123 April 6, 2010
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Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy
You better give me back my money you little shit cricket
by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022
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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
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Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:
The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)
by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024
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