Kisss your crush day

This is the day you can kiss your crush and not have any regrets. This is on March 8th.

James: can I lips you

Mariah: erm why

James: cuz it’s Kisss your crush day

by Daniel Shantel March 7, 2023

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Fuck yours

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.

Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.

by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019

Your mom

What the fuck are you doing here you piece of shit! Go back to elementary for goodness sake. I will not give you the fucking definition of your mom bitch! Go tell your mom the definition of your mom you lazy piece of shit.

Your mom gay lol

by MomGetCAMERA May 11, 2018

cap your sauce

Be quiet, shut-up, shove it, put a lid on it

Cap your sauce, {insert name}!

by cosmic guts May 22, 2011

Show us your tags

What you would say to someone when you want to see the price tag of their clothing. This can only be used for really classy people who like to flaunt their $2.95 designer clothing by failing to remove the price tag.

Mary-Beth: Hey sugar
Chad: Hey sexy, show us your tags

by Astropup December 9, 2008

your mother

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by A Normal Black Mesa Scientist November 5, 2021