your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?

by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

follow your norms

A dumbass way of saying follow the rules that is so over used it makes my eardrums bleed until I die of blood loss.

"FOLLOW YOUR NORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by I got your band folder March 24, 2016

kiss your bf list 4th day

16.10 it's kiss you bf list 4th day!!

"hi Jack"
"hi?"
"can i kiss you"
"why"
"because is kiss your bf list 4th day!!"

by horsegirl09 October 14, 2020

.9.Get Your 827 Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your 827 Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your 827 Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

National Makeout with your Girlfriend day

Makeout With Your Girlfriend No Matter What Give Her All Your Love ❤

National Makeout with your Girlfriend day

by ShyGuy=BBC May 10, 2022