National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Kiss your snake

Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them

Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

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Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Words and more

Just Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. Ok

👌

by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025

Smash your homie

Everyday can be smash your homie day if the name of your homie is nicolas or souleymane

ayo nicolas it’s smash your homie day let’s have a premariage intercourse

by bigpapa17484 November 22, 2021

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024