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nigga you dumb as hell

alright i can say the alphabets backwards and forwards in just 2 seconds you ready, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, you dont believe me? watch it in slow motion. NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL
by burgermimi July 20, 2024
mugGet the nigga you dumb as hellmug.

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

a guy like you

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger
I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger
by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017
mugGet the a guy like youmug.

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023
mugGet the Hey you, you're finally awakemug.

Day you cool

In brazilian portuguese, day you cool have sound like " gave it up my hole "
and the translation just means " gave it up my ass "
Speak in english eu" Day you cool ", seu trouxa
by Mestre kafka May 20, 2023
mugGet the Day you coolmug.

that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
.
pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
mugGet the that don't mean you atemug.

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