Shit happens to the best of us.

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

by shardchannel December 12, 2023

Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey

“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”

by anonymous March 25, 2021

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Piece of Shit

Scum of the Earth, good for nothing, waste of space, and overall horrible individual.

Man, I don’t know who is a bigger piece of shit, Laura, or Daniel. Competing for that title is the only thing those two contribute to society.

by Rosa V December 16, 2021

Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023