Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

Your so fucking cunt

A sentence often used by Axel Jonsson, when he is trying to say You're a fucking cunt or You're such a fucking cunt.

Kalle: *Proceeds to take Axels ray-bans*
Axel: Your so fucking cunt!
*Laughter in background as we caught it on tape*

by bepiscowma August 31, 2017

fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017

Getting fucked American style

Getting fucked in any way involving guns and explosion and or American flags

dude I nutted in her kitty then escaped in my two fiddy, now that's getting fucked American style.
Dude that guy lost his arm from a fire work, he got fucked American style.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

A Phrase Squirtle uses when They Change Studios

What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

by RoliePolieYoyleium January 31, 2021

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!

When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.

by chilegang November 24, 2018