by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
Get the you can't make this shit upmug. A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
Get the Shit Diggermug. by Everybody here February 12, 2008
Get the Shit Clumpmug. by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
Get the Wizard Shitmug. by ExlusiveBuckets July 12, 2017
Get the Ya shit Ina Boxmug. A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021
Get the shit sandwichmug. 