by kspf December 09, 2016
Person 1: You see that Sin on a Chicken Wing over there?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You always huckabee, yes?
Person 2: I would huckabee that SOACW. On purpose.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You always huckabee, yes?
Person 2: I would huckabee that SOACW. On purpose.
by Penny Dreadful March 01, 2009
A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.
The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
by TheOxford May 19, 2011
by ZXC3233 November 20, 2015
These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 28, 2021
While a woman is going through her menstrual cycle, the person performing oral sex removes said female's tampon by the string with his teeth and proceeds to shake their head in a vigorous manner side to side with the bloody tampon still in his mouth. This creates wings on the cheeks of the newly found member of the Red Wing Society.
by mlad the psychopath October 21, 2020
Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 18, 2019