Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

Toilet

it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much

Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet

by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021

Kingsmeadow School toilets

Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s

Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu

Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might

Lad A: na shes sound her

Lad B: aye fair

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019