Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 11, 2024

matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021

Matt

A “homie” who sleeps with your girl.

Dude, I busted a Matt in Austin, I feel terrible.

by El compa Fugation March 8, 2025

matt haas

most annoying kid you will ever meet

stop being such a matt haas

by maas23 December 5, 2019

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.

Oh, Matt is such a cool dad

by NF finatic February 6, 2021