Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.

That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.

by February 05, 2021

Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much

1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.

by MNEman14 November 07, 2010

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 10, 2021

irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y March 28, 2018

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns April 10, 2018

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan December 20, 2017

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 07, 2022