"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."
"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."
"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."
by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017
Get the half-ass handymug. "Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
Get the half-assed euphemismmug. by blishi February 13, 2019
Get the half-acoon americanmug. When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
Get the Springing a Half Chubmug. Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
Get the half-baked wookiemug. An Orwellian state that watches your every action and tracks everything without the knowledge of the governed. Think a Two Way Mirror. First coined on the XKCD forums.
With all of the Big Brother-esque surveillance currently in place that has been deemed Classified for "National Security Reasons" The USA is a Half-Mirror Society just begging for revolution.
We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.
We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.
by Primis September 25, 2013
Get the Half-Mirror Societymug. Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
Get the Harvey Half - assmug.