fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a Kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have sexual overtones..

On my birthday my girl made me a fruit tray!

by Zolton72 June 9, 2022

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National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

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Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

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fruit smack

when you take your knuckle and joint at which your finger bends at, and smack it against the palm of your other hand

"I was talking to him, then that fool fruit smacked at me so I got pissed, and that's when the fight started."

by noggelfogger May 10, 2010

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During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

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