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Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.
by High Society October 28, 2012
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Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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Paper Dragon Puppets

A strange trend you'll come across when looking at YT Shorts in an incognito tab.

If youbwere unlucky enough to stumble upon this trend, you probably saw a Paper Dragon Puppet lipsyncing to a popular song or audio.

Some people have made really amazing paper dragons and went viral in the past, and now kids on the internet are milking it to try to achieve that. It's also an outlet for them to act like furries, except they would never admit to it.
Paper Dragon Puppets are exactly what they sound like. Usually they're made in a manga style because that's what the kids who make them think is hip.

Friend: What are your hobbies?
Dragon puppet kid: I make paper dragons.
Friend: Ew, furry!
by AnnoyingInternet May 22, 2024
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joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
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Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.
Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011
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Paper Rex

by Flam_3347 November 1, 2025
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Papered

"Getting Papered".

When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*

Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".

Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"

Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
by Nullkid November 8, 2011
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