Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
by my name is jordan June 17, 2022
To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
by Ghotgirl69 March 26, 2022