Butt Cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks. With time and stimulation, and provided the appropriate binding agents are present, butt cheese takes on a granular form that is know as dingleberries.

"I need to go re-wipe or I'm going to end up with a nasty crop of dingleberries before the day is over."

by John Doyle May 13, 2005

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cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 28, 2004

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cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

by The House May 5, 2006

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The cheese is a lie

A knock off of the cake is a lie but for the cheese enthusiast.

-"The Cake is a lie"-quote from the popular video game "Portal"

There will be cheese at my wine party. (later at the party) THE CHEESE IS A LIE

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lachlan Towle/John Westbrook October 16, 2008

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Cheese Lips

A cheese lips is someone who has features and/or mannerism's in common with the legendary "Chuck Norris"

You are a "cheese lips"

by Substratum October 18, 2008

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blad cheese

An expression used as an exclamation, like when something is good or bad. Used by me and m8z taking th piss out of chavs and sometimes used by chavs. Im not sure if its used outside London.

(blad is another word for blud)

"You are such a nob, blad cheese"

"Oh my dayyyzzzz dat burberry cap is sexy blad cheese!"

Person a "Omg, Ayeesha is such a ho!"
Person b " Blad cheese, You got dat right Sharde!"

by Anonymouse.x April 3, 2007

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