take you to church

When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.

Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!

*After Fight*

Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...

by Abraham K. Biggs., Jr December 27, 2007

Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

Take you to the Farm

The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).

When I get home I want to take you to the farm.

by ntzr1972 October 4, 2013

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

Take it off the boil

To use when telling someone to calm down

John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode!

Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it'll be alright

by lordofawesome May 12, 2009

“Take the night off”

An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys

My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend

by Jason 3 October 9, 2019