Brown Star Orchestra

A long, often melodious, string of farts. Especially in a public restroom.

Pardon me, I didn't realize the Brown Star Orchestra was about to start playing.

by anonymouscle October 14, 2014

Star Fox boss

A vehicle, especially a spaceship, that travels faster in reverse than going forward, just like any of the ever-retreating bosses from the Star Fox games.

Klingon honor demands that you not fight like a Star Fox boss!

by ekolis December 8, 2013

Broski G star

A proper geez that watches Johnny Carey

Hey ma broski G star u got the gud shit

by Da nignog Gstar69 September 10, 2020

dying star effect

When someone near you farted a long time ago (several minutes) but its effects can still be detected for eons.

Me: Did you fart?
BF: A long time ago
Me: What did you eat?! Dying star effect is strong! Please fluff the blanket!
BF: =|

by Mjay408 June 17, 2016

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

Four Star Phony

Four star phony: Often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. A person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. A person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. An expert at conveying false impressions about ones importance. The liar that is highest up the food chain.

Our manager Mr. Smith sure likes to bark orders, but he doesn't know the first thing about running this department.
He is such a four star phony.

That four star phony sure likes to tell some fantastic stories about the old days.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 17, 2011

Star Power Regret

When playing guitar hero, the instance sense of regret one feels when activating the star power feature in a song area with little to no notes.

Man, that spot had no notes, got total star power regret now!

by mellyjojo March 12, 2011