When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.
Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.
Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.
Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment
I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021
A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.
by extylerma March 10, 2023
When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 08, 2021
by cuttheshower January 12, 2024
by cuttheshower January 15, 2024
Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2023