Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.
Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"
by Anonymous7143 November 10, 2008
commonly known as "if it exist, there is a porn of it" when in reality the rule is "if it will rape your childhood, there is a porn of it", therefore pr0nyou want will never exist, but there will always be Goof Troupe porn somewhere in the interwebs ether
by Zombahs February 07, 2008
ONE PHONE CALL: If she/he can't decide to get together after one phone call...it was'nt meant to be.Either they're not into you or worse...they're indecisive.
TWO DATES:If he/she is'nt in the bed of your choosing after two dates-(They know if they want you)-end all contact.Either they're not into you,or worse...they're indecisive attention whores.
THREE FUCKS:Get past the first two? Got him/her in bed? Good.Make it enjoyable for all involved...but at about that third session...someone will want to be involved more deeply.Time to bounce.Who's on deck?
TWO DATES:If he/she is'nt in the bed of your choosing after two dates-(They know if they want you)-end all contact.Either they're not into you,or worse...they're indecisive attention whores.
THREE FUCKS:Get past the first two? Got him/her in bed? Good.Make it enjoyable for all involved...but at about that third session...someone will want to be involved more deeply.Time to bounce.Who's on deck?
DUDE 1:"Gina is hot...but whatever happened to Josie?"
DUDE 2:"She wanted commitment.I got a RULE OF 123 I tend to follow.Just was'nt in the cards."
DUDE 2:"She wanted commitment.I got a RULE OF 123 I tend to follow.Just was'nt in the cards."
by L.MARTIN October 03, 2005
Rule 154- Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule
by TheWildcardWizard March 18, 2018
When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.
That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.
by The J-Dizzle April 24, 2006
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
by ramo13 January 13, 2009
Dude 1:The Godfather 2 is the best in the series man
Dude 2: I invoke rule 102 on your ass
Dude 1: Rule 102 is wrong
Dude 2: Rule 1X shows it is right.
Dude 2: I invoke rule 102 on your ass
Dude 1: Rule 102 is wrong
Dude 2: Rule 1X shows it is right.
by Phillip the balloon pilot February 14, 2012