Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

man rock

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.

Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!

by MCT777 March 3, 2011

Rock bag

A game played by filling a bag with rocks and chucking it at each other.

Guy #1 there's nothing to do...

Guy #2 rock bag?

by The Squish July 28, 2010

Rock the Don

When someone wears extremely hot or sexually suggestive clothing.

Reference to Don Johnson.

Girlfried: Honey, are you going to Rock the Don to the club tonight?
Guy: You're gonna want to fuck me six ways to Sunday

by Hot Shirt Posse July 2, 2007

Laszlo on the rocks

A drink that consists of only cough syrup and ice cubes. Named after the usually sleepy Laszlo.
It is typically consumed through a straw.

"I usually drink my Laszlo on the rocks with a funny straw"

by The Peeeeps October 11, 2019

Jurassic Rock

The premier party rock band from The Dallas Fort Worth Texas area. Our playlist of songs stretch from the 50's through today's top 40 songs, covering classic rock, hard rock, soft rock, country, and everything in-between. Our playlist includes favorites from Styx, Boston, Van Halen, Collective Soul, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Wilson Pickett, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Seger, Eagles, The Doors, 3 Doors Down, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles and many, many more. There is never a dull moment when we hit the stage and we always keep our audience involved.

Jurassic Rock rocked the house again on Friday night.

by JRNYFG November 12, 2009

Da Rocks

This term is used towards two people. Usually high ranking superiority in an organization, company, cult, etc...

This term represents two people in charge that are pretty much stupid. They do nothing for said company and bring it down on a verge to crash. Usually the crack head and arrogent person in charge are "Da rocks." The CEO refuses to see them has "bad" to the company due to the fact they're long-term friends and doesn't want to lose that friendship, which causes the company to crash even more to a point of no return.

"Da rocks of the company, Termite and Bane, can't help but screw shit up. For that, we're losing our jobs.

by Balls McGiny July 27, 2009