Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.
Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*
by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024

(a wild 025 PIPE appeared)
*women start running away crying because of the smell*
025 PIPE: WOMEN DONT RUN AWAY IM GAY ANYWAYS
women: *still running away because he spits too much while speaking*
*women start running away crying because of the smell*
025 PIPE: WOMEN DONT RUN AWAY IM GAY ANYWAYS
women: *still running away because he spits too much while speaking*
by susi baki March 28, 2022

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️
by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

by Geezerino April 20, 2021

when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face
by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020
