Dry Steam

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .

Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.

by mung0 January 1, 2010

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Beat it dry

Jerking off with no lubricant

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite

by YVL big frank July 28, 2024

Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019

dry stamped

When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.

Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.

Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!

by UhhhhPerson December 1, 2017

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021