sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Glass in baby food

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 10; Glass in baby food

by Dark raider boss September 3, 2023

Slovak Mexican food

A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard

Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me

by Casvačina December 14, 2021

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023