Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 05, 2023

Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )

Oh Zomb got mike and iked

by chrissquartz April 29, 2022

Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 09, 2024

leck mike rack

lick my crack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

mike d’antonio

Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.

Oh shit is that Mike D’Antonio?!
Yeah! That is! He’s really good at playing bass!

by Don’t say the n word November 03, 2019