Magic

That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now

I can't figure out my math homework!! *magic* OMG I GOT IT!!!

by Don't drop that November 17, 2014

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

Magic

Huvin a wank at yer best mates house

I was doing magic tricks at a kids party

by Deezfanny69420 October 11, 2021

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

The Magic Man

He has been seen around the Ole Miss campus multiple times impressing people with various types of magic that will make your bend to the point of no return. The best thing about him is his mustache and how he can disappear and reappear a card from no where.

OMG, The Magic Man does CRAZY magic tricks!!!

by thecrazyweirdo May 5, 2022